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Six Things My Cat Said to Me as I Was Trying to Teach Her About Jesus
Six Things My Cat Said to Me as I Was Trying to Teach Her About Jesus
My cat resembles a nun. It’s why I named her Noone and forced-fed her a diet of religion and end-of-the-world preaching. She’s smitten with…
Reuben Salsa
Jan 2
I, Schrödinger’s Cat, Am Issuing a Cease and Desist Order
I, Schrödinger’s Cat, Am Issuing a Cease and Desist Order
First of all, my name is Horatio Cattus.
Sunshine Zombiegirl
Jan 2
The Cream Cheese Epidemic in Germany
The Cream Cheese Epidemic in Germany
Flagrant misuse of cream cheese is common practice in Germany. It’s also what I’d come to identify as a public health problem for American…
David Conte
Jan 2
Hot Tub Time Machine, Snakes On A Plane, Cocaine Bear Triple Feature Now Showing At The Literal…
Hot Tub Time Machine, Snakes On A Plane, Cocaine Bear Triple Feature Now Showing At The Literal…
CLEVELAND — With dates and times yet to be announced, the Literal Movie Title Theatre, located in the heart of downtown Cleveland will be…
Mark J. Shady
Jan 2
An Unorthodox Campaign
An Unorthodox Campaign
Mike Itkis knew he had to do something dramatic to unseat Jerry Nadler, the long time incumbent Democratic Congressman in New York’s 12th…
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jan 2
12 Things You Didn’t Know About Kevin Costner
12 Things You Didn’t Know About Kevin Costner
He’s cashed in on baseball movies and westerns.
Larrylambert
Jan 2
It Was Me, My Pastor, The H(e)aven, chattyGPT and AI When All This Came To Pass
It Was Me, My Pastor, The H(e)aven, chattyGPT and AI When All This Came To Pass
Lorem ipsum, sed do eiusmod tempor
Llewellyn (Lew) Daniels
Jan 2
Who’s setting Russia ablaze?
Who’s setting Russia ablaze?
Is it marshmallow roasters?
Christopher Holdroyd
Jan 2
Man Who Predicted Lehman Crash Says Dump This In 2023
Man Who Predicted Lehman Crash Says Dump This In 2023
And he’s not talking about stocks, bonds or crypto. You’ll be so surprised to discover the one asset that is going to drag you down.
Christine Stevens
Jan 2
My 2022 End-of-Year Lists
My 2022 End-of-Year Lists
Books, Film, Television, Music, and Memes
Richard William Smith
Jan 1
Ai, The Brain of Today
Ai, The Brain of Today
It can be a friend and teacher
Haider Jamal
Jan 1
The Best Days of the Year to Get Married
The Best Days of the Year to Get Married
If you ever wondered
Jessica Lyon & Joshua J. Lyon, BSQP, CNP (J & J)
Jan 1
Listicles Need to Die
Listicles Need to Die
Right after you read mine
Chris Raymond
Dec 31, 2022
Russian Troops Covet New Flag
Russian Troops Covet New Flag
Ukraine offers Airmiles to Russian army deserters
Christopher Holdroyd
Dec 31, 2022
The Vatican Announces Pope Benedict Dead at Age 95
The Vatican Announces Pope Benedict Dead at Age 95
I may not have been a big fan of his policies, but he sure had one helluva wardrobe!
Johnny Robish
Dec 31, 2022
Advice from the Couples Counselor
Advice from the Couples Counselor
His words were thought provoking, although not in the way you may be thinking.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Dec 31, 2022
#76 “Brunch is the most important meal of the week.”
#76 “Brunch is the most important meal of the week.”
Decipher The Tao of Spyder: Part Deux for fifty more rules to live and dine by!
Spyder Darling
Dec 31, 2022
Trump Files Flurry of Requests to Trademark Nicknames of Political/Celebrity Rivals
Trump Files Flurry of Requests to Trademark Nicknames of Political/Celebrity Rivals
(Launching a new career for son Eric)
Speaking Fiction To Power
Dec 31, 2022
The Five Embarrassing Things I Almost Forgot in 2022
The Five Embarrassing Things I Almost Forgot in 2022
And my resolutions for 2023
Bebe Nicholson
Dec 31, 2022
Dear Shitheads and Fucking Idiots — This Open Letter is for YOU!
Dear Shitheads and Fucking Idiots — This Open Letter is for YOU!
We love you just the way you are
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Dec 31, 2022
在说“是”之前进行有益健康的交流
在说“是”之前进行有益健康的交流
We play favorites with the heart while other organs gaze from a distance
Abhishek Sainani
Dec 31, 2022
Insurance For Your Private Parts
Insurance For Your Private Parts
There’s a company that insures the most intimate parts of both sexes.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Dec 30, 2022
12 Things You Didn’t Know about Ma Barker
12 Things You Didn’t Know about Ma Barker
Well, and her family did engage in a family business.
Larrylambert
Dec 30, 2022
No More New Year’s Resolutions
No More New Year’s Resolutions
But my list of New Year’s rulin’s and intentions is long
Suzanne Johnson
Dec 30, 2022
#75 “Cancel not, lest ye be cancelled.”
#75 “Cancel not, lest ye be cancelled.”
Consider The Tao of Spyder: Part Deux for fifty more rules to live and stir fry by!
Spyder Darling
Dec 30, 2022
Life and Death in the Natural World
Life and Death in the Natural World
That Robin is a killer
Robert Bush
Dec 30, 2022
Everything Must Go
Everything Must Go
The Unbearable Heaviness Of Cleaning.
David Volk
Dec 30, 2022
Santos Named 2022 Golden Confabulator
Santos Named 2022 Golden Confabulator
Selection challenged by six-time winner Drumpf
Phillip T Stephens
Dec 29, 2022
#74. “The enemy doesn’t hit the snooze button.”
#74. “The enemy doesn’t hit the snooze button.”
Behold The Tao Of Spyder: Part Deux for fifty more rules to live and air fry by!
Spyder Darling
Dec 29, 2022
Bring Your Gun to Church Day
Bring Your Gun to Church Day
And lead us not into disarmament
David Martin
Dec 29, 2022
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