这个故事实际上是完全正确的。真的!— Based on various and sundry websites I “researched” in hot-blooded anticipation of writing this gem, here’s a partial list of words worth shunning: really, very, just, that, totally, completely, absolutely, thing, it, “there was”, up, down, then, next, literally, was, is, are, were, actually So of course … There was…