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I Forged My High School Diploma
I Forged My High School Diploma
Statute of limitations has gotta be up on this one right?
Scotty Mo
Jan 25
“Efficiency in Its Purest Form”
“Efficiency in Its Purest Form”
Mr. Turing’s Inexplicable Decline as Minister of Conduct and Company Ethics
Jesse Ya Diul
Jan 25
Jesus’ Residence Discovered
Jesus’ Residence Discovered
Archeologists uncover dozens of classified documents
Phillip T Stephens
Jan 25
Has a Nigerian Prince Reached Out to You for Help?
Has a Nigerian Prince Reached Out to You for Help?
Plus, some other scams to be aware of.
Larrylambert
Jan 25
Even One Hit Wonders Deserve A Break
Even One Hit Wonders Deserve A Break
Because There’s More To Life Than Meets The Eye
David Volk
Jan 25
Hey Philadelphia, Grease Those Poles!
Hey Philadelphia, Grease Those Poles!
For anyone outside Philadelphia, you don’t get it. Who cares that much about winning a championship?
Jared Bouchard
Jan 25
Yesterday
Yesterday
a poem about fleeting hope
laksh
Jan 25
A Squirrel’s Tale
A Squirrel’s Tale
(Based on a true story)
John K Adams
Jan 25
An Honest Guide For Dating Seniors
An Honest Guide For Dating Seniors
Women beware!
Pat Romito LaPointe
Jan 25
Grown Humans, Paid to Slap Each Other, is the Latest Blow to Culture
Grown Humans, Paid to Slap Each Other, is the Latest Blow to Culture
看着不舒服,但你不能移开视线
Bashar Salame, D.C
Jan 25
4 Successful Children’s Stories that Ripped off Shakespeare
4 Successful Children’s Stories that Ripped off Shakespeare
Or used his work as inspiration if we are being nice
Calum James
Jan 25
FBI Comes Clean About Embarrassing Mishandling of Trump, Biden, Pence Classified Documents
FBI Comes Clean About Embarrassing Mishandling of Trump, Biden, Pence Classified Documents
New recruit singled out for blame
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jan 25
Gen Z Pickleballers, I’m Going Full ‘Clint Eastwood’ on You
Gen Z Pickleballers, I’m Going Full ‘Clint Eastwood’ on You
“Get off my pickleball court!”
Greg Schwem
Jan 25
Things Your Barber May be Doing While that Hot Towel is Covering Your Face
Things Your Barber May be Doing While that Hot Towel is Covering Your Face
Flipping a coin to determine your fate
R.D. Ronstad
Jan 25
让她驾驶火车(有性别对话)
让她驾驶火车(有性别对话)
Did you ever notice how guys say size doesn’t matter? Did you ever hear a woman say that? Since most of the sexual pleasure for a woman…
Stephen Dalton
Jan 25
When Memes Murder: Authorities Link ChatGPT to String of Violent Crimes
When Memes Murder: Authorities Link ChatGPT to String of Violent Crimes
The infamous AI company is putting the ha-ha in homicide.
Dylan M. Austin
Jan 25
10 Reasons Why We Need To Bring The Wooly Mammoth Back ASAP
10 Reasons Why We Need To Bring The Wooly Mammoth Back ASAP
Let’s pull some wool, baby.
John Sandbach
Jan 25
Daddy Longlegs
Daddy Longlegs
Takes off his pants for the Lay Psychiatrist
Shadowgnosis
Jan 25
Can Men See Objects?
Can Men See Objects?
If men could develop the gift of seeing stuff, we might just save the world
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Jan 25
5 Reasons Why Humans Aren’t Happy
5 Reasons Why Humans Aren’t Happy
If you do like me, you’ll end up happy
Camilla Seth
Jan 25
Richy Sunak. SuKnackered.
Richy Sunak. SuKnackered.
The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Rishi Sunak, a man so out of touch, he thinks the minimum wage is a small mother’s benefit claim…
Fatchecker
Jan 25
Beloved Treadmill Movie Reviewer Denied Access to the Academy Awards
Beloved Treadmill Movie Reviewer Denied Access to the Academy Awards
Outraged Paddington Offers Marmalade Sandwich as Consolation
Larry Lasday
Jan 24
Sleep Tight, Your Data is Safe In Our Faulty AI-Powered DiscordGPT — No Voice Cloning Allowed!
Sleep Tight, Your Data is Safe In Our Faulty AI-Powered DiscordGPT — No Voice Cloning Allowed!
Even though Whisper, VALL-E, DALL-E, and ChatGPT are here, I’d like to re-assure your that your Discord data is in secure hands!
Anupam Chugh
Jan 24
A Night At The Casino
A Night At The Casino
Tom and Gary are Winners
J. Salvatore Domino
Jan 24
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Captain Obvious
Jan 24
MAGA Lawyer Brags about Coordinating 2021 ‘Supply Chain Crisis’ GOP Blamed on Biden
MAGA Lawyer Brags about Coordinating 2021 ‘Supply Chain Crisis’ GOP Blamed on Biden
Makes you wonder just what kind of country we’ve become when folks create a crisis and blame it on Joe Biden. I mean, doesn't anyone blame…
Johnny Robish
Jan 23
Drumpf Reunites With Long-Lost Son
Drumpf Reunites With Long-Lost Son
”Santos is the son I never had, but did”
Phillip T Stephens
Jan 23
Local Man Spends 43 Minutes Picking Out Disc Golf Frisbee
Local Man Spends 43 Minutes Picking Out Disc Golf Frisbee
“This will fly farther and more accurately,” said area man, Chad Hester to a friend as they perused the disc golf section at Mountain…
Mark J. Shady
Jan 23
Open Letter From Your Toilet
Open Letter From Your Toilet
Imagine my lid going up and down as I “narrate” this article, because that’s how I speak.
Christine Stevens
Jan 23
Homework: An Evil Wizard’s Masterplan
Homework: An Evil Wizard’s Masterplan
As told by a whistleblower
Christopher Massimine
Jan 23
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