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Impact of Social Media on Mental Health
Impact of Social Media on Mental Health
Discover the positive and negative effects of social media on mental health and well-being.
Haider Jamal
Feb 14
Things I Wouldn’t Want to Die From
Things I Wouldn’t Want to Die From
Desultory combustion
R.D. Ronstad
Feb 14
Spy Balloon Descends into Suburbia Disguised as Fast Food Restaurant
Spy Balloon Descends into Suburbia Disguised as Fast Food Restaurant
See it here: Proof that the Communists have infiltrated deep into the hearts and stomachs of America.
Kathleen Murphy
Feb 14
Ever Wish You Knew EVERY Embarrassing Thing Marjorie Taylor Greene Was Doing — Wish No More
Ever Wish You Knew EVERY Embarrassing Thing Marjorie Taylor Greene Was Doing — Wish No More
Weekly insanity brought to you from the craziest _____ in Washington, D.C.
Lora Covrett
Feb 14
Why you MUST get into THIS market before civilization itself fails
Why you MUST get into THIS market before civilization itself fails
Investment Advice
Jack Silverman
Feb 14
Arizona GOP Challenges Super Bowl Results
Arizona GOP Challenges Super Bowl Results
”Game was stolen” cries former candidate Lake
Phillip T Stephens
Feb 13
Satire | Humor
Satire | Humor
Wouldn’t You Like To Ride In My Beautiful Balloon?
Michael Cappelli
Feb 13
You Talk Wrong
You Talk Wrong
Language is messy, mysterious, and hilarious
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Feb 13
If Only the Poet is Brave to Publish Today
If Only the Poet is Brave to Publish Today
Poem — you can write better than this. Do something brave every day!
D Mind Shifts
Feb 13
American Legends: Accountant of the Sea
American Legends: Accountant of the Sea
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the New York Times that would change the life of one Percible T. Hurthwaite…
MJ Hummeltude
Feb 13
Lilly and Max
Lilly and Max
A girl and her horse.
Spyder Darling
Feb 13
My Effing Strategy “Revealed”!
My Effing Strategy “Revealed”!
the big reveal. 4 all to see . . . .
Jack Silverman
Feb 13
It Was the Thought that Counted
It Was the Thought that Counted
Prompt from Keeley Schroder Romantic gift
Pat Romito LaPointe
Feb 13
Does The Ghost Kitchen Burger You Ordered Actually Even Exist?
Does The Ghost Kitchen Burger You Ordered Actually Even Exist?
A Ghost Kitchen Delivery Driver Thought Experiment
Chris Maas
Feb 13
A Human Editor’s Confessions: I Was the Mastermind Behind AI’s Takeover and Have More Evil Plans
A Human Editor’s Confessions: I Was the Mastermind Behind AI’s Takeover and Have More Evil Plans
Yes, I faked being against AI and want to come clean.
Anupam Chugh
Feb 13
Author Bio Bits I Desperately Want To Read
Author Bio Bits I Desperately Want To Read
Your literary crush. (Be honest!)
Katherine Shaw
Feb 13
Two Hours of Road Rage Culminate in a Spectacular Crash
Two Hours of Road Rage Culminate in a Spectacular Crash
Omar Watson sat on the side of the highway contemplating the awesome power of a middle finger.
Anthony Robert
Feb 13
Patriarchy, Patriarchy (The World Is Yours)
Patriarchy, Patriarchy (The World Is Yours)
You know what the problem with patriarchy is? It’s kinda masculiney and toxicey. However what is toxic masculinity?
Fatchecker
Feb 13
Stop Speaking GOAT
Stop Speaking GOAT
You’re not still saying that, are you?
Jan M Flynn
Feb 13
Breaking Report; Your Mom Wants to Know What You Thought of Rihanna’s Halftime Show Performance
Breaking Report; Your Mom Wants to Know What You Thought of Rihanna’s Halftime Show Performance
Informing us that you’re not one to traditionally watch the halftime show during the Super Bowl, especially, she said, since The Cold Plays…
Mark J. Shady
Feb 12
Disturbing People Live In Houses Made Of Their Own Flesh
Disturbing People Live In Houses Made Of Their Own Flesh
A horrifying true story
Christine Stevens
Feb 12
Hitting the Gym After 50 Ain’t for the Weak
Hitting the Gym After 50 Ain’t for the Weak
Unless you are high on NSAIDS
Karen E Brewer
Feb 12
The Bold and the Shy
The Bold and the Shy
I woke up this morning with a question. Am I shy or introverted? What the hell is the difference? But there is a difference. Being shy…
Nat Mirotta
Feb 12
A Matter of Policy
A Matter of Policy
If they can find the policy
Mike Hickman
Feb 12
Top Predictions For Super Bowl LVII
Top Predictions For Super Bowl LVII
I Know All, I See All
David Volk
Feb 12
Being Reminded of Those Most Embarrassing Moments
Being Reminded of Those Most Embarrassing Moments
My family’s roasting was aimed at me yesterday.
Carole Olsen
Feb 12
Guided Meditation For Medium Writers
Guided Meditation For Medium Writers
In 6 easy steps
Carlo Zeno
Feb 12
Local Mom Warns, be Careful, Advertisers Spying on you Through Your Social Medias
Local Mom Warns, be Careful, Advertisers Spying on you Through Your Social Medias
“You need to be careful,” began local mom, Susan Bann. “Everyone does,” continued the mother of four and real estate transaction…
Mark J. Shady
Feb 12
“More Cooking Shows now, Motherfuckers!” Food Network Exec Screams to Production Staff
“More Cooking Shows now, Motherfuckers!” Food Network Exec Screams to Production Staff
ATLANTA, GA — Racing into the production bay with a panicked look on his face, sweaty, red-cheeked Food Network exec, Scott Sheer screamed…
Mark J. Shady
Feb 12
Hey, I Shut Everybody Up!
Hey, I Shut Everybody Up!
Comedy
Jack Silverman
Feb 11
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