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This new version of Jesusify is sure to nail your coding problems to the cross. — First, I would like to thank the open-source community. Especial thanks to @John2Baptist, who was the first to recognize Jesusify’s potential and has been an integral part of the development process. Thanks also to everyone who was involved in Judea. You know who you are! Here’s what’s new in Jesusify 3.5.1: Fixed a bug where @Jesusify…

成为您假装的所有人 - 我曾经担心要修饰我的简历。我想象的警察撞了我的门，举起了我的脆弱，披萨染色的鸡肉刮擦工作申请。是的，艾米。我们打电话给披萨小屋。他们说你从来都不是经理。我担心撒谎会使我脱离未来的工作。他们会挂我...

还有多少？- 据称来自一位不满的管家的提示，他几个月没有报酬，将联邦调查局带回了特朗普总统俱乐部，以寻找更多的机密文件。“这真的太多了！”一位调查员说。“我们发现了在酒吧中用作杯垫的机密文件。…

如果您可以阅读本文，则已经解锁了有效的时间管理的关键。If not, ask ChatGPT to write productivity advice — After testing out ChatGPT for programming tutorials and realizing it’s way more efficient than me, I thought to myself, why not just write productivity articles as code, considering tutorials written step-by-step are quickly becoming a thing of the past? I wanted to test my theory, so I chose the “Unsexy…

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I Attempted to Rescue a Deleted Photo Out of My iPhone Trash — After Orpheus tragically lost his love Eurydice, he bravely journeyed to the Underworld, where Hades and Persephone granted that he could have her alive again barring that he didn’t turn around as she followed him into the Upper World. Just as he reached the light, he gave into temptation and…

If you’re a Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs follower you’ve assuredly heard about Rusty’s Discord creation; A Discord for the misfits of Medium. Medium CEO, Tony, released Medium’s Mastodon immediately after, assuredly copying Rusty’s gargantuan efforts. Mastodon might be where the popular kids hang out — but the BBB Discord is…

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