Humor

Since a large number of my subscribers are from the UK, these comments should be entertaining… Occasionally I’ll encounter a weird quirk of life that requires a deep dive — a question that nobody is asking because they either don’t care or assume that it’s just always been that way. …

No one needs to know about it. Only a small group of close family and friends know that I write. They don’t know where I write or what I specifically write about. The only people that have ever read my writing are people I have never met. This is mostly…

♀️ MY HUSBAND AND SON ASKED ME TO PICK OUT MY OWN BIRTHDAY PRESENTS THIS YEAR. I DID NOT DO A GOOD JOB.♀️ ♀️ ♀️ ♀️ ♀️ ♀️ ♀️ ♀️ I thought they had an excellent idea! I could pick things…

Breaking down a text to my wife. — I typed out three different opening lines today and deleted them all. They were lame af. I considered giving up and then my wife delivered a topic to me on a golden platter without even trying. She reminded me that I had texted her this message yesterday afternoon.

I only hope my phone doesn’t get jealous —

Arrive At Your Date A Hour Early Just To Be Safe Even if you’ve been to the meeting place before, it’s a good idea to scope things out in case the parking situation or layout of the place has changed. You’re not looking to impress a date with your ability…

Callie Pover, a mom of two, scrambled into the pediatric dentist’s office a few days ago, her four-year-old daughter, Annika, in tow. “Sorry we’re late!” she said to the receptionist. “There was so much traffic!” Annika, having recently learned that lying is wrong, looked at the receptionist and explained, “Mom…

And if not, why the fuck do we bother? — According to the latest figures, these are the current HOT topics on Medium. Life Startup Blockchain Poetry Life Lessons Politics Health Love Travel Technology No surprises there! The same top ten since I signed up to Medium fifty years ago. …

This is story number 3 about our rescue kitty named Honey Cat — Our dilute tortie, Honey Cat, has become quite the magician over the year or so that we have had her. She is a rescue cat of unknown origin. When we took her in she came chubby, and already 6 or 7 years of age, according to our veterinarian. …