Limerick For A Sham Santa

With a nod to tight finances

Someone wearing in a Santa suit is skiing and carrying light brown bag.

A woman who donned a red suit
slipped into some black leather boots.
She exclaimed “hi-de-ho”
as she slid through the snow
and escaped with a bag of bank loot.

Santa dashed to the scene with elation
to see if she was a relation.
He asked “why’d…

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poetry that dares to be funny, edgy, irreverent

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Shereen Bingham

Communication Ph.D., venturing out from success as a scholarly writer to explore terrains of creative nonfiction, poetry, and fictional short stories.

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