Oddly informative. Methodically sarcastic. Never boring.

Women’s sports have a crotch problem. Or do they? — Not to be dull and unromantic, but if Jack in Titanic had found out Rose wasn’t packing a hairy vajingo for a front bottom you can be sure the two love birds would’ve taken turns aboard the wood plank — such is the power of the vajayjay. …

Typical. — The name of Alexandra Elbakyan probably means as much to you as a clipped toenail, but I reckon in a parallel universe, perhaps where Schrödinger’s cat escaped alive and became an affluent cardboard box interior designer or something, Alexandra’s name is synonymous with scientific prowess as much as the “E=mc²”…

This is what happens when men are objectified. Honestly, I’d rather be catcalled. — My fellow men, you can now forget about all the diamond smuggling and crypto investing opportunities you’ve received in your spam inbox and pay attention to this: there is a job opportunity out there that can turn your recreational drug use into a 7-figure career — no experience nor LinkedIn…

No, we can’t sue. — Judging my writing career so far I’d say I’m still a few banger best-sellers away from becoming mandatory middle school reading — well I did write this one article about sex that made the first page on Hacker News (it was a smart take, for I am salacious, but also…

He didn’t have the looks, he didn’t have the IQs — but he did have a rule. — Darwin wasn’t a particularly smart guy. Some experts estimate his IQ capped at about 130, which surely is enough to obliterate a 100-flatter like me at checkers — but we’re talking about someone who’s buried a couple of feet away from Isaac Newton, the intellectual anomaly. When I went to…