You won’t find these in the produce section
Bespoke Asparagus
Smuggled Strawberries
Upscale Radicchio
Reliably-Refurbished Bok Choy
Snobby-Consignment-Shop Bananas
Primitive Raspberries
Thrifted Watermelons
Quaint-Antique-Shop Okra
Turn-of-the-Century Lettuce
Nostalgic-Reissue Snap Peas
Repurposed Apricots
Fire-Sale Broccoli
Recommissioned Yams
Gently-Used Sprouts
Serendipitous-Curb-Find Turnips
Blatant-Knockoff Spinach
Prefabricated Squash
Retro Broccolini
Faux Cauliflower
Hand-Me-Down Limes
Estate-Sale Parsnips
Mass-Produced Celery
Reproduction Artichokes
Lucky-Flea-Market-Find Avocados
Charmingly-Vintage Pomegranates
Convincing-Counterfeit Shallots
Previously-Enjoyed Beets