The Perfume Police

I love wearing fragrance. I am delighted when I open a magazine and find one of those scented cards or rub-your-wrist-on-this patches promoting the latest perfume. Sometimes I discover a new scent I like so much, I rush right out to Ulta and buy it, even though I seldom wear perfume anymore. The bottle ends up languishing on my bureau because now everyone has all theseallergies, but I still occasionally enjoy leaving a trail of me behind in the world.